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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Kinky Friedman Tosses Kippah In The Ring

The Kinkster made his bid for Governor of Texas official this morning.He's been pondering it for quite some time,and I'm glad he's finally gonna do it.I don't agree with his soft stance on capital punishment,but aside from that I think he's got a pretty damned good view of things and a good grasp of reality.Here's a few snippets he says of himself being Governor:

“I'm an Independent, which is the party of George Washington, Teddy Roosevelt, Sam Houston, and Davy Crockett.”

As Governor, Kinky, or “the Kinkster”, would:

• Legalize casino gambling to fund education
• Abolish political correctness “We didn't get to be the Lone Star state by being politically correct”
• Take a good look at death row. “We need to make sure that we're not putting innocent people to death, which I believe we are”
• Outlaw the de-clawing of cats
• Bring young people into his administration. “Young people are less corrupt. They are the future of Texas ; it's theirs to win or lose.”


And on who he would hire for state positions,he says:

I'm a Jew, I'll hire good people.

“If elected, I would ask Willie Nelson to be the head of the Texas Rangers and Laura Bush to take charge of education in the state. I'd ask my Palestinian hairdresser, Farouk Shami, to be Texas ' ambassador to Israel . We've worked together to create Farouk & Friedman olive oil. The oil comes from the Holy land and all of the profits go to benefit Israeli and Palestinian children.”


Sounds like a good plan to me.But it's up to the fine folks of the great State of Texas to decide what's best for them.They have a pretty damned good track record of just that thing,though,so I'm sure they'll choose wisely.

You can check out more about Kinky at his official website.Good luck Kinkster,and G-d Bless Texas.

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