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Saturday, March 26, 2005

Japan Warns France Not To Export Cheese And Cowardice To Asia

Japan gave France a stern warning today,not to attempt to push Asia into a singular collective of cheese addicts and surrender monkeys.

France,always on the side of Communism and Socialism,has long wished to see Japan,South Korea,and Taiwan add a star to their flags and embrace a system of pure government and unconditional surrender.

After the warning was issued by Japan,millions of Frenchmen,including President Jacques Chirac,threw their hands in the air in surrender,for fear they once again spoke when they should have stayed silent.One of the many journalists for MoeBetta Press,snapped a picture earlier today of a typical Frenchman at his local coffee house after news of Japan's statement was broadcast.


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