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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Michael Jackson Taunts W.H.O.R.E. And MoeBetta Enterprises

In a brief interview as he entered the courtroom this morning,Michael Jackson spoke abruptly with a W.H.O.R.E. reporter:

MBP:"Mr. Jackson,do you feel confident about going to court this day? Do you feel you will be vindicated?"

MJ:"Of course I do,you silly nilly! I'm as happy as a cherub dancing across the pretty puffy clouds with magical dragons blowing their sweet sweet breath on my backside!"

MBP:"Umm..what?"

MJ:"Now you're just being ignorant! You wouldn't understand because you're ignorant!"

MBP:"Mr.Jackson,How many children did you fondle this morning before arriving here to court?"


It was at this point,Michael Jackson skipped into the building,but gave his answer with his hands which was caught on film by one of our highly skilled,extremely underpaid photographers:

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Hours later,after the day's proceedings ended,our loyal W.H.O.R.E. agent was waiting when Jackson emerged.

MBP:"Mr.Jackson,how do you feel now that court sessions have ended for the day? Do you feel more or less confident? Do you feel your legal counsel is representing you fairly?"

MJ:"Oh,I feel wonderful! I feel like I just spent 2 hours in Ronald McDonald's Funland ballcage! I feel great! Wheeee!"

MBP:"Mr.Jackson,through sources I won't identify,we've learned that while you are in court each day,you have a squad of Neverland security scour daycare centers and playgrounds to find potential playmates for you.Is there any truth to any of this,and if so,how many await you tonight at Neverland?"

MJ:"You're being ignorant and you smell like doodoo,and I'm not answering anymore questions!"


Jackson proceeded to enter his SUV at this point,but once again,gave a hand gesture that is assumed to be the answer to the last question posed:

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The change in clothes between the morning and afternoon photos has not yet been understood or explained.More information will be released as it becomes available.

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