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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Savage Hippies Assault a W.H.O.R.E. Reporter And MoeBetta Headquarters

Just as yours truly was preparing to log off and wrestle the Sandman,something happened.A whiff of a stench wafted through the room.It was a smell I knew well.No,it wasn't digested hashbrowns.It was the hideous stench of ass cheese,crotch rot,armpit sweat,naval funk,and patchouli.

Only one critter under the canopy of Heaven smells like this...HIPPIES!

My expert and skilled team of W.H.O.R.E. journalists and security guards went out to confront these unexpected guests.One of my cameramen sent a picture to me,showing a loyal MoeBetta W.H.O.R.E. Agent giving the hippies a fair and firm warning:

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The evil creatures assaulted this good man,and called him a "media whore".

He valiantly yelled back; "I'm not a media whore,I'm with the W.H.O.R.E. Media!"

The brave warrior broke 5 of their necks,before the unholy stench of butt-sweat and veggie burgers weakened him to the point of collapse.The treacherous hippies lunged at the him and took him to the ground.Information of his condition is unknown at this time.

More images are trickling in constantly.As of now,it seems the vile heathens have established a base camp on our western perimeter wall.The latest images showing their Mobile Hippie Command Center makes their intentions clear:The hippies want war.

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An ally in Hawaii just sent a picture,showing fresh images of a recent hippie invasion.This is not good.

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Scouts and guards on our outer borders,just sent fresh images to me.It seems they have begun their assault on our noble civilization.In the picture below,we can clearly see two moon-worshipping beasts forcing an innocent child to get high before they sacrifice his life in hopes of victory against us.

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Lesbian hippie battering rams pose for a picture before assaulting the walls of the MoeBetta Republic.

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Details to follow,as this sad story unfolds.

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