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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

The New School Prayer

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under G-d
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites
It violates the Bill of Rights
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple,orange or green,
That's no offense;it's a freedom scene
The law is specific,the law is precise
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence we must meditate,
G-d's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses,tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns but first the Bible,
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the unwed daddy our Senior King.
It's "innappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgements" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft,vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of G-d must reach this crowd.

It's scary here,I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So L-rd this silent plea I make,
Should I be shot;My soul please take.

Written by Dave Griffith of
Pallet Masters Workshop.

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