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Monday, May 16, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 05/16/05

England Tries to ID Mystery Piano Man

Elton John giggles as Her Majesty's finest fail to recognize his new Roseanne look


Four states bid for permament U.N. council seats

South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia and Texas say "let us in and we'll git-r-done!"


Banned bun-snatching ritual revived

Michael Jackson, Marv Albert elated


Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves

Belief in Pat O'Brien begins to wane


Police court street dogs for their bark

Men date women for their minds, too


Olson: Would consider change to Basel

Popular blogger declines, citing he is happily married, and never really was much a fan of 'Full House'


Toyota Plans Announcement at Ky. Plant

Tells employees to make a dry run before lubing


Chicago Mother Charged With Murdering Son

Peggy says Bud had it coming, Al concurs


Mass. Acceptance for Married Gays Grows

Baptism and Communion acceptance still frowned upon


Sicilians Vote in Local Elections

Jes pull da leva and fuhgettaboutit



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