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Saturday, May 21, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 05/21/05

Orange Becomes Florida's Official Fruit

Elton John earns similar distinction in England


Films on Men Vie for Cannes Honors

Still forget to put the lid down


Cruise Says Holmes Is 'Magnificent'

Jackson says Culkin is 'Faaaaabulous'


Israeli Soldier Gets Jail in Shooting

Jail sustains only minor injuries


Turkey Beefs Up Forces for Kurdish Rebels

Hopes to get their goat by showing them what chickens they are


South Korea Ships Fertilizer to the North

North Korea shovels fertilizer to the West


System Changes Hog Waste Into Clean Water

Proponents claim new device could make Michael Moore a useful citizen


Ross to Cut Several Hundred Jobs

Rachel threatens divorce if he does


Turbine Proponent Seeks to 'Harvest Wind'

Tried pissing into it to no avail
or...
New technology involves Hillary Clinton, Michael Moore, Janeane Garofalo, Rosie O'Donnell and a special microphone/windmill


Greenspan Is Concerned About 'Froth' in Housing

Federal Reserve chairman has no appreciation for fine home brew


A Bad Week for Morgan Stanley, a Good Week for Wine Lovers

Every week is a good week for wine lovers


Up Against the Plastic Wall

McDonald's Fun Land embarassed by latest testimony in Michael Jackson trial


Enjoy, and be sure to check out moehawk and Dane Bramage for more wholesome headline humor!

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