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Thursday, June 02, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 06/02/05

After 'Deep Throat,' what mysteries remain?

Neither Clinton nor Lewinsky remember where the imfamous cigar disappeared to


Cops use cameras to catch pirated DVD sellers

Latest police sting puts crimp in sales of Cap'n Teach's newest video; 'Wenches Gone Wild: Groggy Style'


Warrant Out For Bobby Brown

Band says they are gonna lay him down on a bed of roses for stealing a cherry pie from Uncle Tom's cabin; Brown says that's their prerogative


Miss Canada Is Miss Universe

Miss Anthropy says it was a Miss Guided Miss Take


Roll the Fairy Tale, Fade to the Fists

What'll happen if I ever meet Elton John in a dark alley


Struggling With Nature and One Another


A heartwarming documentary about Rosie O'Donnell and liposuction


A Visit With the Creatures of the Sea

Jessica Simpson asks, "are they creatures or are they fish?"


Experts Are Listening to Grand Canyon

Grand Canyon says it's like talking to a wall


Patterns: Why the Sleepless Nights?

The book moehawk shoulda bought while at the grocery store for 2 hours


High Cholesterol? With Children, It May Not Matter

Try telling that to Corey Haim


Declaring With Clarity, When Gender Is Ambiguous

Nude photos of pop star confuses Michael Jackson jury


Roll Over Beethoven

Liberace's afterlife pickup line still not popular


Study probes why brain-wasting diseases kill

Visit the democratic underground and daily kos to fully understand


Short-necked dinosaur surprises scientists

Robert Byrd refuses to evolve


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