About me
Name:
Location: Columbia, South Carolina, United States
American Flag League

Rebel Alliance

Alliance

"Moe wouldn't trade me his chicken sammich for a nice, cool puppy smoothie. Indeed!"

- Glenn Reynolds

(This is a Filthy Lie)

Homespun Bloggers

Blogs For Bush

Blogs Against Hillary

Republican Attack Squad

Friday, June 17, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 06/17/05

Mental hospital eyed for children

Wacko Jacko up to his old tricks again


S.C. leads the nation in speed-related deaths

We're #1! We're #1!


Woolly mammoth closer to asian elephants

Rosie O'Donnell and Margaret Cho: More than friends?


McBride has arsenal of weapons

Martina says if the Dixie Witches come near her again she's gonna 'Let Freedom Ring'


Great show...too bad it feels like an afterthought

Tom Cruise apparantly not a 'Top Gun' between the sheets


Dean Condemns 'Anti-Semitic Literature'

Insane Dem declares: "You should hate all Jews, not just the Semitic ones"


Woman Dumped Into Rear of Garbage Truck

Roseanne Barr seething mad after misunderstanding between sanitation worker and boss, and reference to "that big old white Hefty bag over yonder"


Minnesota Mayors to Have Toilet Bowl Race

City officials hope crap doesn't hit a fan


Madonna Continues Tending 'English Roses'

And I always thought her affection was just for pansies


Hollywood risks future by ignoring adults

Michael Jackson learned that the hard way


Jackson Not Out Of The Woods Yet

He always has seemed to prefer wood over a bush


Comics Not Letting Up On Jackson

Hallelujah!


Grrr! The Ball's in Your Court

Michael Jackson's 'pillow talk' disturbing not just to his victims


United by a Sisterly Bond, Friends Explore Teenage Love

Otherwise known as "college"



I know, I did waaaay too many Jackson jokes tonight. I couldn't help it. Every other news story was about that schmuck. But fear not, cause I ain't gonna let Elton John or Michael Moore get off (so to speak) easily this weekend.

Now, mosey on over and visit Basil, moehawk, Dane and The Capitalist for more foreplay for your funny bone!

0 Old Comments:


Click here to visit the Capitalism Web Site!