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Sunday, June 26, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 06/26/05

Music Promoter Who Launched Joplin Dies

Grim Reaper took another little piece of his heart


Cruise Clashes With Lauer on 'Today' Show

Self proclaimed "psychiatrist", Cruise says "help me help you, help me help you


A Tale Of Two Hands

The life and times of Paul Reubens


Man Gets New 12-Foot Weenie

Feisty Republican Whore tells him to put up or shut up


Principal Won't Lose Job Over Racy Dance

Mr. Weatherbee, Miss Grundy caught Shagging in Miss Beasely's kitchen


Up to Your Neck in Fish and Mosquitoes

A typical day at Cousin Red's house


Dutch Princess Maxima Gives Birth to Girl

Infant will assume name of Princess Nissan in coming weeks


Ghost Fears Keep Visitors From Thailand

Thousands of Chinamen say "Phuket, this year we go to Daytona Beach"


S.Korea to Give Fertilizer to N.Korea

South Koreans decide to give the North a taste of their own medicine


Enriched Uranium Missing From Japan Plant

Kim Jong Il asks Japanese President; "Why you rook at me?"


Gene Hunters Flock to Amish Country

Hackman, Simmons attempt to hide from paparazzi with no success


Koa trees making comeback in Hawaii

Koa Kampgrounds not faring so well



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