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Thursday, June 30, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 06/30/05

We're going to eat out of a WHAT?

Rosie O'Donnell's wife sin-buddy apprehensive about Rosie's rump as "buffet table"


No beer? No lunch!

It's more than a motto, it's a way of life


Ex police chief run over by squad car

Fife to Taylor: "Here's your stinkin' pension, Andy!"


World's oldest person celebrates 115th birthday

Helen Thomas is still alive?!


Gravediggers throw party at cemetery

Oingo Boingo to headline


Tom Cruise says he believes in aliens

Says the voices in his head have never steered him wrong


Hong Kong Official Thought Bond Was Porn

Moneypenny agrees 007 is quite the cunning linguist


Bridge Club Members to Strip for Calendar

Just when ya thought nude Mahjong was disturbing


Proposal Made to Seize Souter's Property

Evil SCOTUS learns that payback is truly the ultimate bitch


Peeping Tom Pulled From Outhouse Tank

Weirdo couldn't just drill a hole in girls locker room wall like a normal pervert


Michael Jackson arrives in Bahrain to 'relax'

Filthy child molestor heard that homosexuality is allowed in the qu'ran


Judge tosses suit against soul singer James Brown

Godfather of Soul tosses it back, saying "Heeeeyyyy! Pinstriped cotton don't feel good!"


‘Great moment’ for Latin American film

'Pedro Immigrandez and the Border Crossing of Doom' becomes blockbuster summer hit


Cyndi Lauper loses bid to reduce rent

Classic pop singer says" "It's not easy being me when money changes everything. Don't let me be misunderstood, time after time I drove all night until I had a change of heart. Then I decided to just walk on by and let my true colors shine."



That's all I got right now. Swing on over and see basil, moehawk, Dane and The Capitalist (who is still AWOL) for more headline goodness.

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