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Monday, June 06, 2005

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Via Dane,
The Pulpit Pounder and The Capitalist, I happened upon this cool little doodad.

I have a pretty dadgummed long name, but just trying one of them (long and short version) produced some amusing results:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

What's funny is, I took this one Saturday night, about five minutes after I got home and took my boots off.

"I'm going to spank you into your own personal hell!!!"

"I'm going to hump you so painfully, you will polymorph into a popsicle!!"

"I'm going to fuck you until you bleed puke!!"

What's up with this thing? It makes a nasty crack about my foot odor, then makes me out to be a porn heathen. Tsk tsk tsk

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