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Sunday, July 31, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 07/31/05

Woman Claims Buttocks Burned on the Toilet

Fish don't fry in the kitchen, buns don't burn on the...

Man Allegedly Steals Hundreds of Undies

Cap'n Teach devastated at drop in thong sales, seeks new fetish

Georgia Theater Drops Play About KKK Rally

Cousin Red stuck with four tickets, demands restitution

Train Driver Fired for Drunk Driving

Authorities knew something was wrong when they saw him swerving

Boy Who Vanished From Yankee Stadium Found

Was found sleeping under a desk like you know who

In Illinois, Severe Drought Shrivels Corn Crops

And too much water causes shrinkage

Muslim Scholars Condemn Terror

Yeah, sure, and I don't like chicken sammiches

Dolly Parton gearing up for tour, album


Elton John to perform outside Colosseum

Where are the lions when we need'em?

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