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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

MoeBetta Headlines 08/09/05

British Minorities Slam Proposed Labels

Prefer to call a spade a diamond, and a club a heart


Bosnian Serb War Crimes Suspect Arrested

Clinton's been arrested?


Rosie O'Donnell to Join 'Fiddler on Roof'

Tevye kills self


Britney BB Case On 'Front Burner'

Court demands to see DD's in XXX, ASAP


A guy with some explaining to do...

Lucy swipes Ricky's catchphrase


And the song that changed the world is...

Do the Bartman!


Radio Station to Stop Slapping Contest

Zha Zha Gabor's title secure


Cheerleaders Use Chant to Help Police

Gimme an H, gimme an O, gimme an M-O-C, gimme an I-D-E! Yay!


'Three Stooges' Action Lands Boy in Court

Imitated Shemp, broke golden rule of Stooge fans


S.C. Republicans Want Beer Money Back

Those suds were flatter than Calista Flockhart's.....feet


Do Extinct Woodpeckers Make Noise?

I dunno, but stinky peckerwoods sure make an awful racket


Still in the Mood for a Collaboration

France, Holland stay true to form in face of islamic domination


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